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Dave Who?
----------
No, not Dave Who, Dave _Barry_.  Dave Barry is a syndicated columnist
whose humorous articles appear in hundreds of newspapers every week.  When
he's not writing his columns for the enjoyment of the world, he writes for
the Miami Herald's Tropic Magazine.  Dave has won a Pulitzer Prize for his
humor columns and is the lead guitarist in a rock band called the _Rock
Bottom Remainders_.  Plus, Dave is the leader of the Urban Professionals
and an all-around nice guy who tries to protect his readers from the dangers
of the world around them, like exploding cows and trout falling from the sky.
This newsgroup is *not* about David Barry, the auto writer for Vogue Magazine.


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Where Can I Read Dave's Articles?
-----------
Well, if you want to get your weekly dose of Dave in your local newspaper,
check out the list at the end of the FAQ.  It contains the names of
hundreds of newspapers and magazines across the United States and around
the world that carry Dave Barry's articles on a regular basis.  For those
of you who are too lazy to get up from your computers, keep reading...

(DISCLAIMER: This is not an advertisement or endorsement of any service,
newspaper, or magazine mentioned, but is intended merely as a response to
one of the most frequently asked question in the newsgroup,
alt.fan.dave_barry.)


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Where Can I FTP/Get Dave's Articles Over the Net?
------------
Dave Barry is a Professional Writer.  His job is (I'm not making this up...)
to sit around playing flight simulation games until a thought hits him
(usually just before deadline), write it down, then send it in to his
editor. His articles are not in the public domain.  You can't FTP his
articles from anywhere, but you can get his weekly column by e-mail.

    You can subscribe to Dave Barry via either e-mail or NEWS through
ClariNet.  According to their propaganda, "ClariNet publishes over 150
newsgroups of wireservice and syndicated information.  For full info, write
to [e-mail] for an info packet."  I'd like to include more info
here, but I think it's probably best that you contact ClariNet and get
their latest info file.

    FOR INFO
    [e-mail]  (ask specifically for info about Dave Barry)
    or
    [e-mail]

    TO ORDER
    Phone:  US/Canada:  1-800-USE-NETS
        Non-US:     1-408-296-0366
    Email:  [e-mail]

    In addition, a few lucky sites have a newsgroup called
"clari.feature.dave_barry".  If your system administrator has paid
ClariNet, your site might have this newsgroup.  Sites with this newsgroup
are the exception, not the rule though.


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How can I Write to Dave?
-----------
To write to Dave Barry (and get your very own postcard reply from "The
Man" himself), write to:

    Dave Barry
    c/o Tropic Magazine
    Miami Herald
    1 Herald Plaza
    Miami, FL  33132


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Does Dave read this newsgroup?
-------------
Yup.  He even posts once in a while.


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Can I send E-Mail to Dave?
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Yup.


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Well?  Aren't you going to tell me his address?
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Nope.  Dave doesn't want his address in the FAQ.  If you really want it,
watch the group for one of his posts and get the address off that.  But
Dave would just as soon have you post to alt.fan.dave_barry rather than
send personal mail, and he'll see your note on the newsgroup.


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What's this about a Dave Barry TV show?
-------------
[Thanks to "Alert Viewers" ;-) Brett Doehr ([e-mail]) and
Laura Troise ([e-mail]) for most of this information]

The show is called "Dave's World", and it is on a local CBS affiliate
near you at 8:30pm (7:30 Central & Mountain) Monday nights.  The show
is based on the books "Dave Barry Turns 40" and "Dave Barry's Greatest
Hits".  In the show, Dave has 2 kids and one dog (as opposed to 1 kid
and 2 dogs in real life (Zippy got cut)) and Dave works for the
_Miami_Record_Dispatch_ Sunday Magazine Section (instead of the
_Miami_Herald_ "Tropic" Magazine).  The real Dave Barry has appeared
in one episode in the first season of the series, in which he played
a guy who outbids the Barry's to purchase an air conditioner.  The real
Dave and the fake Dave (Harry Anderson) played/sang "Wild Thing" during
the closing credits.

Cast:
    Dave -- Harry Anderson
    Beth (Dave's Wife) -- DeLane Matthews
    Ken (Dave's Boss) -- Shadoe Stevens
    Shel (Dave's Friend) -- Meshach Taylor
    Tommy (Dave's older son) -- Zane Carney
    Willie (Dave's younger son) -- Andrew Ducote
    Mia (Ken's Secretary) -- J.C. Wendel
And, so you know who to direct your complaints about the annoying
laugh track to...
    Created By, Written By, Executive Producer -- Fred Barron
    Producer -- C. Andrew Reeder
    Director, Executive Producer -- James Widdoes
    Executive Producer -- Jonathon Axelrod


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Recently, Dave had a "Worst Song" Contest.  What did he pick as the worst
Rock and Roll Song of All Time?
-------------
"MacArthur Park", written by Jim Webb, performed by Richard Harris in 1968
and later in 1978 by Donna Summer.


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On the Topic of Bad Music, What's That Band that Dave's In?
-------------
Dave is the lead guitarist for the rock band, The Rock Bottom Remainders.
The group includes such popular writers as Dave Barry (lead guitar,vocals),
Stephen King (bass guitar,vocals), Ridley Pearson (rhythm guitar), Amy Tan
(vocals), Barbara Kingsolver (keyboards), Robert Fulghum (backup vocals),
Roy Blount Jr. (backup vocals), Dave Marsh (backup vocals), Tad Bartimus
(backups vocals), and organizer Kathi Goldmark (backup vocals).  The group
was put together by Goldmark at a writers convention in 1991.  They named
the band after the bookstore practice of selling last year's bestsellers at
bargain rates.  Music veteren Al Kooper is the band's musical director and
plays keyboards and guitar with the band.  The group went on its first tour
in May, 1993, with the proceeds going to the Right to Rock Network and a
variety of literacy and First Amendment organizations.  Their motto is, "We
play music as well as Metallica writes novels."


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What is Tropic Hunt?
-------------
Tropic Hunt is a combination scavenger hunt and brain puzzle held in the Miami
area which is hosted by the Miami Herald's Tropic Magazine every spring.
Dave is one of the Hunt's creators and he helps organize it.  Asides from
that, it's hard to explain.


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What Books Has Dave Written?
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[Thanks to "Alert Librarian" Barbara Huff-Duff of Caltech, Pasadena, CA,
([e-mail]) for the complete list with more info than
most people will ever need...  :-)  ]

[Information is from _Books in Print 1992/93_]

Babies & Other Hazards of Sex; How to Make a Tiny Person in Only 9 Months,
    with Tools You Probably Have Around the Home.  90p.  1984.
    Rodale Press (ISBN 0-87857-510-3, 10-105-1)

Bad Habits: A 100% Fact-Free Book.  227p.  1987.  H. Holt & Co.
    (ISBN 0-8050-0254-5, Owl Bks) (Originally published in 1985.)

Claw Your Way to the Top: How to Become Head of a Major Corporation in
    Roughly a Week. 96p.  1986.  Rodale Press
    (ISBN 0-87857-652-5, 20-564-1)
    Published in Spanish by Grijalbo (ISBN 8-425-323300-2)

Dave Barry Does Japan.  1992.  Random House (ISBN 0-679-40485-6)

Dave Barry Slept Here.  178p.  1990.  Ballantine Books.  Fawcett
    (ISBN 0-449-90462-8, Columbine)
    Also published 1989.  Random House (0-394-56541-X)
    Cover title: A Sort of History of the United States.

Dave Barry Talks Back.  285p.  1992.  Crown Pub Group (ISBN 0-517-58868-4,
    Crown)
    Also published 1991.  Crown Pub Group (ISBN 0-517-58546-4, Crown)

Dave Barry Turns 40.  179p.  1991.  Fawcett (ISBN 0-449-90587-X, Columbine)
    Also published 1990.  Crown Pub Group (ISBN 0-517-57755-)

Dave Barry's Greatest Hits.  287p.  1989, 1988.  Ballantine.  Fawcett
    (ISBN 0-449-90406-7, Columbine)

Dave Barry's Guide to Life.  Four Books in One: Dave Barry's Guide to
    Marriage and/or Sex, Babies and Other Hazards of Sex, Stay Fit and
    Healthy Until You're Dead, and Claw Your Way to the Top.  372p.
    1991.  Wings Books.  Outlet Book Co. (ISBN 0-517-06486-3, Pub.
    by Wings Bks)

Dave Barry's Guide to Marriage and/or Sex.  96p.  1987.  Rodale Press
    (ISBN 0-87857-725-4, 20-718-1)

Dave Barry is not Making this Up.  Anticipated for Spring/Summer 1994.

Dave Barry's Only Travel Guide You'll Ever Need.  171p.  1992.  Fawcett
    (ISBN 0-449-90759-7, Columbine)
    Also published 1991.  Fawcett (ISBN 0-449-90651-5, Columbine)

Homes and Other Black Holes: The Happy Homeowner's Guide to Ritual Closing
    Ceremonies, Newton's First Law of Furniture Buying, the Lethal
    Chemicals Man, and Other Perils of the American Dream.  109p.  1988.
    Ballantine.  Fawcett (ISBN 0-449-90274-9, Columbine)

Stay Fit and Healthy Until You're Dead.  81p.  1985.  Rodale Press
    (ISBN 0-87857-570-7, 10-136-1)

The Taming of the Screw: Several Million Homeowners' Problems.  90p.  1983.
    Rodale Press (ISBN 0-87857-484-0, 10-197-1)


And, On Audio Cassette, Read By Dave Himself...
-----------------------------------------------

Claw Your Way to the Top.  ca. 50 min.  1986.  Listen USA (0-886-84103-8)

Dave Barry Slept Here: A Sort of History of the United States.  60 min.  1990.
    Random House Sound Editions (0-394-58564-X)

Dave Barry Turns 40.  56 min.  1990.  Random House Sound Editions
    (0-394-58595-X)

Dave Barry's Only Travel Guide You'll Ever Need.  51 min.  1991.  Random
    House Sound Editions (ISBN 0-679-40653-0)


And, Some Books On Tape Read By Someone Else...
-----------------------------------------------

Babies & Other Hazards of Sex.  Read by Arte Johnson.  ca. 1 hr., 30 min.
    1993.  Dove Audio (1-558-00663-X)

Claw Your Way to the Top: How to Become Head of a Major Corporation in
    Roughly a Week. anticipated Aug. 1993.  Dove Audio (ISBN 1-558-00709-1)

Dave Barry Does Japan.  Read by Arte Johnson.  ca. 6 hrs.  1992.  Dove Audio
    (ISBN 1-558-00455-6)
    above may no longer be available--reissued anticipated in Oct. 1993.
    Dove Audio (ISBN 1-558-00697-4)

Dave Barry Talks Back.  Read by Arte Johnson.  ca. 3 hrs.  1991.  Dove Audio
    (1-558-00455-6)

Dave Barry's Guide to Marriage and/or Sex.  Narrated by Ed Begley.  ca.
    90 min.  1990.  Audio Renaissance Tapes (ISBN 1-559-27108-6)

Men vs. Guys.  anticipated May 1994.  Dove Audio

Train of Thought:  Stories, Music & Eclectic Audio Entertainment, Vol. II.
    (Contains "Blimy! Frognal! Cockfoster!" from _Dave Barry Talks
    Back_ (Crown Trade Paperbacks))  Com Audio (ISBN 1-880949-03-2)


And, Finally, Some Dave Barry Stuff in Other Places...
------------------------------------------------------
Dave also wrote the foreword to _Why Things Are: Answers to Every Essential
    Question in Life_, by Joel Achenbach.  1991.  Ballantine
    (ISBN 0-345-36224-1, Pub. by Ballantine Trade)

He also has a column in _The Best American Sports Writing 1992_ about
    Miami Heat forward Grant Long.  (it originally appeared in
    "Tropic" Magazine in _Miami Herald_)

A 12 page interview with Dave appears entitled "Dave Barry:  Passages"
    in _The Portable Curmudgeon Redux_, compiled and edited by Jon
    Winokur.  Penguin Books, 1992.  pp.171-183.  (ISBN 0-525-93489-8)

A Humorist Look at Journalism.  cassette 60 min.  1988.  National Public
    Radio (Washington, D.C.).  (Dave talks to reporters about writing
    for awards and shares accounts of his book tour)

Project Venus.  "Anthology of Flying Saucer Break-Ins, 1957-1964)"
    33.3rpm, mono record.  1991.  Planet X (Benevento, Italy).
    (Humorous narrations with exerpts from popular songs inserted
    within the texts.  Dave does "Out of this world with flying
    saucers pt. 2" along with Sara Berner)

Visions of America.  VHS videocasette.  45 min.  1993.  Films for the
    Humanities and Sciences (Princeton, NJ).  (Video portraits
    of 7 Americans as told by themselves.  Along with Dave, there's
    Jimmy Carter, Hank Aaron, Barbara Mandrell, John McLaughlin,
    Gloria Steinem, and Amy Tan)  Call 1-800-257-5126 for ordering
    info.


For Information on Ordering Dave's Books On Tape...
---------------------------------------------------
Dove Audio            Listen USA
Beverly Hills, CA        55 Old Field Point Rd.
                Greenwich, CN  06830-6149
Send Dove Audio Orders to:    [phone]
PRI 1124
Heil Quaker Blvd.        Random House Sound Editions
P.O. Box 7001            201 East 50th St.
La Vergne, TN  37086        New York, NY  10022
1-800-937-5557            1-800-773-3000

Com Audio, Inc.
334 E. Coast Highway, #429
Corona Del Mar, CA  92625
1-800-676-7166
Fax: [phone]


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What other Dave Barry Paraphernalia Can I Purchase?
-------------
Dave Barry Daily Calendar
Dave Barry For President Bumper Sticker
Dave Barry T-Shirt/Sweatshirt with quote about men only wanting tickets to
        the world series (available in "Wireless" catalog)
"A Totally Random Evening with Dave Barry" (Compact Disc); Southern Tracks
        Records -- STD-0031.  In case you can't find it locally, try:
                Southern Tracks Records
                3051 Clairmont Road
                Atlanta, GA  30329
                [phone]



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Where Can I find Articles ABOUT Dave Barry?
-------------
Well, here's a list of articles about Dave compiled by Alert Reader
Jon Reeves ([e-mail]):

"Loon Over Miami: The On-Target Humor of Dave Barry", Peter Richmond,
        New York Times Magazine, Sept. 23, 1990, p. 44, 64-7, 95
"He Can't Make This Up", Harry F. Waters, Newsweek December 16 1991
"Strange Bedfellow", Michael Neill and Don Sider, People, July 8 1991
--several issues of The News of Boca Raton: Kate McClare's column
        covered his presidential campaign
"Family Portrait: Barry Funny", Michael Kiefer, Ladies Home Journal,
        October 1990
Playboy Interview, Fred Bernstein, Playboy, (April or May?) 1990
"Madcap Airs All", Jesse Birnbaum, Time, July 3, 1989, p. 68
*Many* locations around July 20 1988: news reports about "People With
        Boxes On Their Heads" at the Democratic convention (one of whom
        was Dave).
"Florida Funnyman Dave Barry Offers Sexpert Advice on Lust, Love, Bed
        and Boredom", Laurel Tielis, People, March 14 1988 p. 14
"2-4-6-8 he doesn't want to renovate!", Fred Bernstein, Metropolitan
        Home Oct. 1990 p. 58
"Dave Barry's barbs: The ripening of a humorist", Linda Matchan, The
        Boston Globe, October 15, 1987, p. 77ff
"Out of the sewage: Dave Barry used to report on waste treatment, but
        found that writing humor was more fun", David O'Reilly,
        Philadelphia Inquirer, around December 19, 1986
"The World According To Dave Barry", Eric Zorn, Chicago Tribune Sunday
        Magazine, September 22, 1985
"Barry's 'habit' is making people laugh", author unknown, Colorado
        Springs Gazette Telegraph, around April 27, 1985


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Where Can I read Everything that Dave Writes?
-------------
Dave is a full-time writer for the _Miami Herald_.
Ted Goldblatt writes,
    "His 'normal' column is found in Tropic, which is the sunday
    magazine.  Assorted other items show up periodically, scattered
    around the paper (national news - probably most of these are
    also made available to the syndicators, local news - I would
    guess no one but us sees these, and sports seem to be the most
    common).  I don't know from down here how much of what dave writes
    beyond the sunday columns is seen by the rest of the world; it's
    sorta funky that he's 'just' another columnist for the local paper!"


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Where's the Huge List of Publications that Carry Dave's Articles that
You Promised Earlier?
--------------
Right Here:


Comic Relief Magazine
---------------------
Comic Relief Magazine, a monthly magazine, publishes several Dave articles
a month. Here's their address. (thanks to Tony Salerno for the subscription
info)  Once again, it is advised to check with the company first to get the
current rates, which may have changed since this was written.

Comic Relief Subscriptions
P.O. Box 6606
Eureka, CA  95502
Voice:[phone]
Fax:  [phone]

1 year - $24.75
2 year - $45.75
3 year - $64.75

According to Michael Jenkinson, their international rates are:

US $35 for 12 issues
US $65 for 24 issues


The Funny Times
---------------
One Dave Barry column a month appears in the monthly humor newspaper
The Funny Times.  Subscriptions are $17.50 for one year, $28.50 for two
years; foreign subs add $10/year.   (Check with the company to find out
the make sure the rates haven't changed before ordering)

The Funny Times,
P.O. Box 18530
Cleveland Hts., OH  44118
phone: [phone].


The National Forum Weekly
-------------------------
The National Forum Weekly is a nationally available periodical which
contains a very large collection of columns and comic strips.  It's
available for $68 a year for the full subscription (less for only
select portions) through Associated Features in Virginia.  Hopefully,
I'll have more information coming about where to write to subscribe.


Other Periodicals
-----------------
Here's some periodicals that have printed at least one Dave column (some
of these are reprints of his weekly column or book excerpts, but not
all; those that are known to have published original material marked
with an asterisk):  [Thanks to Jon Reeves again...]

American Baby
*The American Spectator
Cosmopolitan
*Glamour
Men's Health
*Men's Life [Oct/Nov 1990, the only issue]
Modern Maturity (!)
*New Shelter
*New York Times Review of Books
*People
*Playboy
Reader's Digest
Rolling Stone
*Saturday Evening Post
Utne Reader
*Video Review


Newspapers which carry Dave's Column on a Regular Basis
-------------------------------------------------------

US ARMED FORCES
Stars and Stripes, (U.S. overseas military newspaper).  Time and location
    varies with edition.  (see also: EUROPE)

EUROPE (and other places overseas)
International Herald Tribune, back page of the Sat/Sun issue
Stars and Stripes, (U.S. overseas military newspaper) European Edition, Sunday

CANADA
Calgary Herald, Sunday
Edmonton Journal, Sunday, `Life' section usually
Kitchener-Waterloo Record, Ontario, Thursday, Entertainment section, page 2
Montreal Gazette, Sunday
The Province, Vancouver, Sunday
Sunday Daily News, Nova Scotia, Matinee section
Toronto Star, Sunday, Spotlight section
Winnipeg Free Press, Monday, Tempo section

JAPAN
The Daily Yomiuri, (English language newspaper), Thursday, under the title
    "Wit's End"

AUSTRALIA
Brisbane Courier-Mail, Friday
Illawarra Mercury, Saturday, one week out of every 4, but no set pattern.
The Newcastle Morning Herald, occasional
Sydney Morning Herald
The West Australian, occasional


---IN THE U.S.---

ALABAMA
Huntsville, The Huntsville Times, Sunday, Life Section

ALASKA
Anchorage Daily News, Sunday
Fairbanks News Miner, Sunday

ARIZONA
Arizona Daily Star, Tucson, Monday, Accent section.
Arizona Republic, with illustration.
Arizona State University State Press, Thursday--Same as previous Sunday from:
Phoenix Gazette, Sunday, Lifestyles

ARKANSAS
Democrat-Gazette, Little Rock, Monday, Feature section, page 1

CALIFORNIA
The Contra Costa Times, Walnut Creek, Sunday, Section 1, page 2
The Daily Breeze, various L.A. suburbs, Sunday, 2nd to last page of front
    section
The Fresno Bee, Sunday, Tempo Section
Glendale Daily News, Sunday, Life Section
Long Beach Press-Telegram, Saturday
Marin IJ, Marin Country
Orange County Register, Saturday, Accent Section
The Press Democrat, Santa Rosa, Sunday, Forum Section
The Press Enterprise, Riverside County, Wednesday
Santa Barbara News Press, Monday (usually - sometimes Tuesday or ??)
San Diego Union-Tribune, Saturday in the 'Currents' section
San Gabriel Valley Tribune, Sunday
San Luis Obispo, Telegram_Tribune, Sunday, _Focus_
Santa Monica's Evening Outlook, Sunday (uses Sunday Daily Breeze as Sunday
    edition)
Star News, Pasadena, Sunday
Sunday Mercury News, San Jose, West section, Back Page
The Times, San Mateo (Bay area), Monday
Times Advocate, Escondido, Saturday

COLORADO
Boulder Daily Camera, Sunday, Back of Today Section
Denver Post, Sunday, Denver Post Magazine, pp. 4-5
Fort Collins Coloradoan, Sunday, Choice Section
Gazette Telegraph, Colorado Springs, Sunday

CONNECTICUT
New Haven Register, Sunday, Arts Section (same page as the crossword puzzle)

FLORIDA
Central Florida Future, University of Central Florida, Thursday in fall &
    spring, Wednesday in the summer.
Jascksonville Times-Union, Sunday, Lifestyles
The Ledger, Lakeland, Sunday, Life section
Miami Herald, see blurb above
Ocala Star-Banner, Friday, Parade section
Orlando Sentinel, Tuesday, Style Section, bottom of p.1
St. Petersburg Times, Sunday, Floridian section
The Tallahassee Democrat, Sunday, "Lifestyles" section
Tampa Tribune, Sunday, Editorial Section

GEORGIA
Atlanta Journal-Constitution, Sunday
Augusta Chronicle/Herald, Sunday, "Lifestyles" section
The Columbus Ledger-Enquirer, Sunday, "Living" section
The Union-Recorder, Milledgeville, Saturday, Forum page

HAWAII
Honolulu Advertiser/Star-Bulliten, Sunday, "Living" section

IDAHO
Idaho Post-Register, Idaho Falls
The Idaho State Journal, Pocatello, Sunday, Second Editorial page
The Idaho Statesman, Boise, Monday, the bottom of the front page
    of the Daybreak section.

ILLINOIS
.etc, Champaign Urbana News Gazette, Friday, Arts Section (page 2)
    (with MacNelly cartoon)
Chicago Tribune, Chicago Tribune Magazine (with MacNelly cartoon)
Peoria Journal Star, Sunday, Focus Section (with MacNelly cartoon)
State Journal-Register, Springfield, Friday, Heartland section
    (with MacNelly cartoon)

INDIANA
Campus Weekly (Purdue-West Lafayette), Wednesday
Indiana Daily Student (IU-Bloomington), Thursday, Opinion Page
Indianapolis Star, Monday
Lafayette Journal and Courier, Monday, Life & Times section
The Muncie Star, Sunday
Terre Haute Tribune-Star, Sunday

IOWA
Des Moines Register, Monday, opinions/editorial section
The Iowa State Daily, ISU, Ames IA, Monday, opinion page

KANSAS
The Wichita Eagle, Monday, Section A

KENTUCKY
Lexington Herald-Leader, Sunday, Ideas & Opinions section
Louisville Eccentric Observer, Wednesday

LOUISIANA
The Advocate, Baton Rouge, Saturday, op-ed page
Times-Picayune, New Orleans, Sunday, Living Section

MAINE
Bangor Daily News, weekend edition

MARYLAND
The Baltimore Sun, Baltimore, "The Sun Magazine"
The Capitol, Annapolis, Sometime on the weekend

MASSACHUSETTS
The Boston Globe, Sunday, Lifestyles section
The Lawrence Eagle Tribune, Sunday
The Lowell Sun, Sunday, Op-ed page, (with MacNelly Cartoon)
New Bedford Standard-Post, Southeastern Mass., Sunday, "Attitude"
    magazine supplement
Springfield Sunday Republican

MICHIGAN
Detroit News/Free Press, Sunday, "Detroit Free Press Magazine"
Kalamazoo Gazette, Saturday
Michigan Tech Lode, M.T.U. Campus in Houghton

MINNESOTA
St. Paul Pioneer Press, Sunday, Op-ed pages

MISSISSIPPI
Clarion-Ledger, Jackson, Sunday, Southern Style or Arts and Leisure Section
Hattiesburg American

MISSOURI
The St. Louis Post Dispatch, Sunday, "Everyday" Section (with MacNelly
    cartoon)

NEBRASKA
Omaha World-Herald, Sunday, Living Section

NEVADA
Las Vegas Review Journal, Saturday

NEW HAMPSHIRE
The Keene Sentinel, Keene, Monday
The Sunday Monitor, Concord, Sunday

NEW JERSEY
Asbury Park Press, Monmouth County, Sunday, Essentials Section, page 3
The Atlantic City Press, Monday
Bergen Record, Bergen County
Daily Record, Morris County, Sunday, "Lifestyle" section
The Herld and News, Paterson, (with MacNelly cartoon)
The Home News, New Brunswick, Sunday, "Living" section.
The News Tribune, Sunday, section D

NEW MEXICO
Albuquerque Journal, Saturday, Trends section, Front Page
Santa Fe New Mexican, Sunday, op-ed section

NEW YORK
Albany Times Union
Buffalo News, Sunday, "Buffalo News Magazine"
The Cornell Daily Sun
The Ithaca Journal, Wednesday
New York Daily News
Rochester Democrat & Cronicle, Wednesday, Inside Section
Rockland County Journal-News
The Syracuse Herald-American, Sunday
The Utica Observer-Dispatch, Tuesday
Watertown Daily Times, Sunday

NORTH CAROLINA
Ashville Citizen-Times, Sunday
Charlotte Observer, Sunday
Durham Herald-Sun, Sunday, Life section
Greensboro News & Record, Sunday, Life section
News & Observer (Raleigh and other parts of NC), Sunday, Section E "Sunday"

NORTH DAKOTA
Grand Forks Herald, Sunday

OHIO
Akron: The Beacon Journal, Sunday, "Beacon Magazine"
Cincinnati Enquirer, Sunday, Tempo section
The Columbus Dispatch, Sunday.
The Dayton Daily News, Monday, Lifestyle section.  Usually on the front page
The News Herald, Lake County, Sunday
The Post, Athens, Ohio University student newspaper, Tuesday, page 2

OKLAHOMA
McAlester News-Capital
Muskogee Phoenix
Sunday Oklahoman, Oklahoma City
Tulsa World, Living Section, towards the middle

OREGON
The Bulliten, Bend, Sunday, Perspective section, page 3
Corvallis Gazette-Times, Sunday, Accent section
Eugene Register-Guard, Monday
Oregonian, Portland, Sunday, Northwest Living II
This Week (weekly shopper-type magazine), Portland, Tuesday

PENNSYLVANIA
Erie Times News, Sunday, magazine section, page 2
Greensburg Tribune-Review, Greensburg, Focus section
Harrisburg Patriot News, Sunday, Living section
The Lancaster New Era, Thursday
Philadelphia Daily News, Tuesday, (with MacNelly cartoon)
Philadelphia Inquirer, (occasionally) Inquirer Magazine
Pittsburgh Post-Gazette
State College Centre Daily Times, Sunday
The Times Leader
York Daily Record, Wednesday, Living section

RHODE ISLAND
Newport Daily News, Saturday
Providence Journal-Bulletin, Sunday

SOUTH CARLOINA
The Greenville News/Piedmont, Sunday, travel section, p2
The State, Columbia, Sunday, p.2E

TENNESSEE
Chattanooga Times, Monday
The Clarksville Leaf-Chronicle, Monday
The Commercial Appeal, Memphis, Sunday
The Daily Beacon, University of Tennessee, Knoxville, Monday, editorial page
The Knoxville News-Sentinel, Sunday
The Nashville Banner, Monday, Front page of Lifestyles (with cartoon)

TEXAS
Abilene Reporter-News, Sunday, Sunday Life section, page 2
Austin American Statesman, Sunday, Lifestyles section
Bryan-College Station Eagle, Lifestyle section
Dallas Morning News, Sunday, Today section
The Express News, San Antonio, Sunday, Lifestyle section
Fort Worth Star-Telegram, Sunday
Houston Chronicle, Sunday, Texas section

UTAH
Deseret News, Salt Lake City, Sunday, "Spectra" section, front page
Ogden Standard Examiner, Sunday
Utah Statesman, Utah State University, Monday, p.4 (not in summer)

VIRGINIA
Daily Press, Newport News
Richmond Times-Dispatch
Roanoke Times and World News
Virginian-Pilot/Ledger Star, Norfolk, Tidewater Living section

WASHINGTON
Bellingham Herald, Monday evenings, lifestyle section
   (a house was attacked by bread dough in Bellingham--alert reader Rob)
The Daily Olympian, Sunday
Seattle Post-Intelligencer, Sunday
The Seattle Times, Monday, editorial page
Skagit Valley Herald, Mount Vernon, Monday
Spokesman Review, Thursday
Tri-City Herald, Kennewick, Sunday, Desert Living section

WASHINGTON, D.C.
Washington Post, Sunday, "Washington Post Magazine" last page, occasional
    bonus columns in daily Style section (mid-week reports during election)

WISCONSIN
Milwaukee Journal, Sunday, magazine section (last page)
Wisconsin State Journal, Madison, Sunday, Daybreak section


THANK YOU TO EVERYONE WHO HAS CONTRIBUTED TO COMPILING THIS LIST.  THERE
ARE TOO MANY OF YOU TO MENTION HERE!!!

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